Funny Wedding Speeches for Groom

You may love her relentlessly from the top of your head to the tips of your toes, but when it comes to writing a groom wedding speech you just might be clueless.

If your cold feet are enough to keep the reception on ice, relax! Writing funny wedding speeches for your soon-to-be wife is easy when you keep the following tips in mind.

I also suggest you go through some bride and groom wedding speech samples, pick the template you like most and cusotmize it to suit your requirements. You can make it funny or make it emotional. Before I wrote the examples below, I learned a lot from these speech templates. It will walk you through what you are expected to say, and how to find those memories you want to share...and get the responses from the crowd that you're looking for. Here is my review about these wedding speech samples.

Don't Embarrass Her!

No bride wants to be embarrassed on her wedding day, and least of all by her new husband! It's one simple rule but there are so many ways to break it. You probably already know that you shouldn't say anything stupid, but what exactly is stupid when it comes to giving your groom wedding speech? Here are some things to avoid as if your life depends on it because, frankly, it just might.

• Avoid bathroom humor. You might be proud that she can hang with the worst of them when it comes to smells and tolerating the best of your best, but she would be utterly mortified if you shared it with her friends, her parents, her family and a room full of your relatives she might be meeting for the first time. Some jokes, no matter how hilarious, are best kept between the two of you.
  
  
• Don't mention your sex life. Whether the two of you are "old friends" or you've got a lot to look forward to on your honeymoon, the bride does not want you sharing your status with the crowd. You may reason that her girlfriends already know the sordid details, but you can bet on one thing: if you say something to get her granny's knickers in a bunch, you won't be looking forward to that honeymoon anymore!
  
  
• Leave your ex-girlfriends out of it. She may be better than your ex in every way, but let the fact that you're marrying her speak for itself. Make any mention of a former flame and you'll need those memories to keep you warm on your wedding night. You can bet your bride won't do the job!
  
  
• Don't drink too much before the toast. You're standing there as a representation of her, and if you get sloshed and slur your way through a "love ya babe" speech, you're not going to want to sober up and face her. Unless you want to listen to "you ruined my wedding" 'til death do you part, say your groom wedding speech with a clear mind.

Now that you know what not to do when you write funny wedding speeches, let's take a look at how to make it one that your new bride will remember for all the right reasons!

Give Credit where Credit is Due

Make sure you thank her family and your own for all they have done for you both. From being the perfect parents and creating loving homes to embracing their future children-in-law with open arms, you no doubt owe your parents and hers a debt of gratitude. Be a stand up guy and offer sincere thanks from the bottom of your heart for their support. It's okay to share a funny story about how you first met, as long as you don't embarrass anyone but yourself when you share it!

"I was so nervous over meeting Shelly's dad that
I managed to dump a plate of spaghetti in his lap.
Luckily that glass of red wine that
I spilled washed it right out!
I think he's forgiven me, but I'm going to keep my
distance until after dinner is served, just in case."

Give the Best Man a Hard Time

Unless you borrowed your best man from her side of the aisle, it's almost expected that you're going to pick on him a little. In fact, it's a great way to create funny wedding speeches – after all, you can't exactly pick on the bride or her parents!

Goading the best man serves another purpose, too. If he gave a killer wedding speech of his own, you can humorously discredit him and steal the spotlight for yourself just in time to deliver a few amazing words of your own to your bride.

"Wow, Danny! That was some speech!
I guess it's a good thing that you're still
living in your parents' basement.
It must be great to have your mom still
doing your "homework" for you, man."

Lay it all on the Line for the Woman of your Dreams

Arguably the most important part of your groom wedding speech is the toast to your bride. What woman wouldn't adore a sincere and emotional speech from her guy? The most important thing to do is speak straight from the heart. That means that you do not get to ask your friends or her friends what to say. One way or another, that'll get back to her.

Don't make the mistake of assuming that all funny wedding speeches need to have guests laughing all the way through. In fact, by switches gears and letting everyone see your emotional side, you'll make a big impact with even the simplest words. Of course, you can still do that with a smile!

"People have asked me how I knew that Elizabeth was the one.
Of course it was love at first sight. How could I not love her?
She's a stunning woman and beautiful from the inside out.
But I really knew that she was the one when I realized that
I'd take the trash out in the middle of a football game just to make her happy.
Then she sealed the deal by promising me that she'd never ask!"

"Jessica took my breath away with her beauty,
stole my heart with her kindness,
and changed my life by making me a better man.
She completes me, and I'm a lucky guy to have a lifetime
to share with her.
As long she doesn't come to her senses,
We have an amazing journey ahead of us!"

Poignant, funny wedding speeches are real winners no matter what style or theme of the event. As long as you can find a way to have the bridesmaids swooning about how incredible you are, the bride is sure to reward you in a big way on your wedding night!

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