Humorous Wedding Anniversary
Toast Examples

It's hard to get through years of marriage without a sense of humor, so a milestone anniversary is one worth celebrating!

Whether it's the silver 25th or the golden 50th – or perhaps the rousing red ruby 40th in between – it's sure to be a memorable occasion.

I also suggest you go through some wedding speech templates, pick the template you like most and cusotmize it to suit your requirements. You can make it funny or make it emotional.

Before I wrote the examples below, I learned a lot from these speech templates. It will walk you through what you are expected to say, and how to find those memories you want to share...and get the responses from the crowd that you're looking for. Here is my review about these wedding speech samples.

One Liners For Old Timers

If the couple that you're toasting can laugh with the best of them, then you have a great opportunity to drop a few one liners in those wedding anniversary speeches.

Some jokes are timeless - namely those that play on the battle of the sexes.

Use some of those gems throughout your speech and the whole room will be in an uproar.

Here are some ideas for your best wedding anniversary toast.

"It's a good thing that memories fade with time.
Mary would have never put up with Bob for 50 years
if she had realized that it had been that long!"

"Frank and Gertrude have it all worked out:
When she starts talking he turns down his hearing aid.
If they have a secret to 40 years of marriage, that's got to be it!"

Keep your jabs in fun and avoid anything mean-spirited. Now is not the time to bring up a decades-old affair or any other family secrets!

Remembering When

Milestone anniversaries are milestones for a reason: it takes a lot of days to get to 25, 40, or 50 years together! When you think of all of the life they've lived as a couple, you're sure to have fodder for any of these milestone wedding anniversary toasts!

Major life events are a good start, but in the end is the reality of day to day life together that makes a marriage last. Have a little bit of innocent fun with what happens in between those big events when you write your wedding anniversary toast.

"Madge always wanted children, but she didn't think far enough ahead.
Only after they hit the toddler phase did she realize her mistake:
they were all related to Tom!"

"You can't be in the same room with Donald and Ethel without
becoming aware of just how much in love they are. It doesn't
take long to realize that they'd have to be in order to put up with one another!"

Have fun with it, but try not to stir up any bad memories. Reminders of sad or difficult times are best left out of the celebration.

Honor Them

A couple who has been together for a quarter century or more deserves, above all else, appreciation and praise. Marriage is a job and these folks are pros!

"It has been a true blessing to know the two of you.
Your life together has been inspiring for everyone you've touched.
Of course, you've touched each other even more than you've touched
the rest of us combined, which just might be your secret to
25 years of wedded bliss!"

If you speak from a heart that loves and appreciates the celebrants, you can't go wrong!

To Your Spouse

If the person you're toasting is your spouse, there are undoubtedly so many things you could say after decades together, but some of these are best left out of the public eye!

Don't reveal anything too embarrassing or intimate, but a little quiet friskiness will probably be adored.

Telling the whole world just how much you love your partner after all of these years is the perfect sentiment for a salute.

Raise your glass with a wedding anniversary toast that he or she won't soon forget, and you're likely to be rewarded with a little more togetherness later that night!

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