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Funny Wedding Invitation Poems


"Finally a section with so many 'CREATIVE'
wedding invitation verses!"

Wedding Invitation Poems FrameWhen an ordinary wedding invitation just won't do, try your hand at wedding invitation poems.

Whether you want to add a touch of humor or prefer to weave a flowing romantic tapestry of words, you can do it with prose! These tips will help you create the perfect poetry for your wedding party.

Say It With A Smile

You can't go wrong wedding invitation that is immediately and obviously funny, as long as it's in good taste.

If the bride and groom can poke fun at one another and laugh about it, the whole guest list will feel good about a relationship that's obviously off to a great start! Here are a few funny ways to start your invitations off.


"He had to get down on one knee
and beg her to say yes…
finally she gave in
and bought a wedding dress!

We've finally found the love of a lifetime
Be there as we join our hands
Tied forever to the ball and chain
When we exchange our wedding bands!"

If, on the other hand, you opt for a poem in poor taste (think "there once was a bride from Nantucket...") half of your audience will love it and the other half will hate it. If the topic comes up at the reception, a brawl may ensue. Make sure you're insured!

Get Serious...Almost

Perhaps the only thing more hilarious than wedding invitation verses that is obviously funny is the deadpan version that will have recipients doing a double take. If guests are wondering if they read it right, then you're onto something.

Check out these sample wedding invitation poems that are sure to turn heads!

"Mr. and Mrs. Robert Harper
Along with Mr. and Mrs. David Johnson
Invite you to witness the wedding of their children
Christopher and Emily
She'll vow to do his laundry
And he'll promise to come home at night
And at the end of every argument
They agree that she'll always be right.

The honor of your presence is requested
as Jack and Emily exchange their vows
to be followed by a reception
Where we'll all get drunk and loud!

Against their better judgment
The parents of the bride and groom
Would like to invite you to the wedding
Although they think it's way too soon!"

Needless to say, there's an endless amount of opportunity for a unique wedding invitation if you're creative and have a sense of humor!

Hopelessly Romantic

It's a wedding! For the bride and groom, it should be one of the most romantic and meaningful days of their lives.

Opting for romantic wedding invitation poems is a sweet, touching way to share your excitement and love with everyone on your guest list. Use these ideas to get started.

"My life began the day I met you
And I vow to never let you go
Together we'll travel through life
A love to have and to hold

Today I marry my friend
With a passion I hold so true
My life is full and joyous
For the moments I share with you"

If you're not feeling creative, you can always borrow a line from a famous poem. "How do I love thee?" is a popular example, although only you can really count the ways!

Get Personal

The best wedding invitation poems can only be written by you!

If you can pull together the best parts of your relationship and put them to words, then your elegant wedding invitations will truly be a memorable part of your big day. Anyone can fill in the blanks for an ordinary invitation, but only you can make yours really come alive with a poem!

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